i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I still have a little drunk in my system
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
