is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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