I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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