Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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