Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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