Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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