Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize