I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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