the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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