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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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