he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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