I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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