I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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