:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We're too hungover to prance.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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