Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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