How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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