I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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