Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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