Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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