Sry I called you an 8
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
How's work?
Spinning.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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