Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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