East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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