is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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