What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Please, let me fuck your mom
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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