doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
i out mim tonsoeep
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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