I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Don't EVER smell your tampon
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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