Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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