You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize
