Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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