awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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