ya dads aren't the best wingmen
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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