I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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