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  • I totally took this the wrong way, having nearly had sex in a Macy's...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:57am
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  • hahaha that must have been the best sex ever than haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:05am
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  • aw poor girl, i could change that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:06am
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  • Tells me that you hook up with d-bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:26am
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  • I give 5:39 a 4 out of 10. You had the right idea, but I feel like you could have done a lot better. I would have gone with "unmarked white vans" or "rapist beards".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:10am
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  • you just fucking love shoes O.O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:17pm
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  • 8:40 must be broke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:08am
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  • i get like that over cars. i hate when my boyfriend points them out. especially the new SRT!!! omg totally HOT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:50am
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  • no i doubt he is. he just probably hates spending money on girls who prefer $50 a plate meals and shopping at macy's and then at the end of the day...all he gets is a hug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:18am
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  • that you should have gone to nordstrom or bloomingdales if you wanted to have multiples.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:11am
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  • open toe is better than camel toe anyday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:50pm
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  • you shop at macy's, youre a freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:54am
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  • tells me you been havin my luck :-/

    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 6, 10 at 2:21pm
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  • it tells me you need to hook up with a non d bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:31am
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  • passage from creep 1:4, And god said let there be Micheal Jackson!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:39am
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  • that tells me your a high maintenance bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:40am
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  • oh i love shoegasames...mmm they are the best...mm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:08pm
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  • id take camel toe over any toe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:30pm
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  • lol quoting the bible 3:08?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:18am
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  • It tells me that the day you actually manage to convince a man to go inside you, you're gonna squeal like a gunshot pig!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:06pm
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  • Haha you must be married!! It only goes down hill from there..

    Submitted by monicaluv on Apr 17, 11 at 9:32am
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  • it tells me that if I were your husband I would cancel all my credit cards and move my money to an offshore account that you can't touch...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:30pm
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  • and as we read from the book of creep 1:4 it tells us, fear not the man who driveth a Panel Van, unless he linger too long near parks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:01am
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  • That tells me, that you haen't met me yet!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:54pm
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