Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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