Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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