i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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