Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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