i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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