idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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