He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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