did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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