is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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