drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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