First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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