So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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