How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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