Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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