What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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