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  God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.

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  And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.

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• I wish this were fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:39pm

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• This is epically hilarious and yet so very sad...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:17pm

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• i've had this conversation before...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:20pm

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• DON'T PUT THE BABY IN THE OVEN.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:29pm

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• ^Loser. This text is great.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:53am

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• haha your friend is smart!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:33pm

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• this makes my life lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:23pm

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• Babies taste like chicken!

  Submitted by mintyshake on Apr 3, 11 at 1:02pm

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• This is why guys have penises - so we always have something to play with when we're bored. Also good to play with when you're not bored and just feel like playing with it. Oh and it makes a great hand-warmer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:13pm

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• FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:41am

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• Edward Norton is a god.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:52pm

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• I'm I the only one up this late? What's this crap about Ed Norton, he has nothing to do with this text

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:59am

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• Ed norton is the sexuest man ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:54pm

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• tradesies 10:57? it would just be for a night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:23pm

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• wow yeah don't have kids for entertainment

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:41pm

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• ahahahahaha made my night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:22pm

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