Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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