I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The uberlube is also flammable
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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