Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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