absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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